Baby Alpacas

I want to leave you with this little tidbit today.

You know how when cows give birth, it's called calving? Guess what it's called when alpacas give birth.

Unpacking.

To use it in a sentence (a real quote from a veterinarian): "I have to go unpack an alpaca."

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  1. The Alpaca LadyMarch 19, 2018 at 3:05 PM

    Funny, we just call it Criating :) Have a great day!

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